Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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