Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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