be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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