If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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