Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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