Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
This is the high leading the old right now
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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