OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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