Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
My vagina is very pro this idea
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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