If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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