woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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