One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
