Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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