ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize