I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
whose parrot is this?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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