Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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