Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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