Can i not drive my cunt home
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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