she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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