no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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