i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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