Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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