I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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