Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
im six kinds of drunk right now
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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