More tranny stories later!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
