he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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