Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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