Say something about gay babies.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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