my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm gonna fight the coyote
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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