redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
