real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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