Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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