We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
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just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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