oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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