You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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