Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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