And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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