its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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