when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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