worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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