The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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