CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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