Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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