Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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