I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
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ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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