i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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