So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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