I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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