The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
