so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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