i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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