...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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