DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I want a musical about memes.
Couch. On fire.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
