OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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