I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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