And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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