sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
this boner is exhausting
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.