ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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