ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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