he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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